Жёсткая солонина

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Stay there. I'm coming back.

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...he was a true knight.

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Different than other men. Yeah.

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He had a peaceable nature.

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Quiet and humble.

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A veteran of a hundred wars,

but an enemy to none.

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He always knew what was expected of him.

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He never complained.

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Even as he was dying, he just...

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He just got on with it.

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He meant to be a benefit

to those around him.

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It did not make him rich.

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He held no lands, sired no children.

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Off to Ashford to see a fair maid

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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

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I'll make her my love

and we'll rest in the shade

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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

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Come on, Dunk!

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He wanted for nothing but the open air.

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Hey.

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And a fire to warm his feet at.

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His skills as a warrior were...

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unsung, but he had

a chin cut from granite.

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- Come on.

- And he was a dogged fighter.

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He just, he kept on coming.

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I'll steal a sweet kiss

from the point of my blade

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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

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Whoa! Whoa!

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House Florent, Ser Arlan

took service in your guard

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when your lord father lost his sight.

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I'll make her my love

and we'll rest in the shade

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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

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House Hayford,

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Ser Arlan fought side by side

with your brothers at the Redgrass.

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His squire, his own nephew

was killed in the battle.

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House Tyrell...

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Ser Arlan often spoke

of his time in your service

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as his very finest.

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He said it was you, m'lord,

who told him that a hedge knight

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was the bridge between lords

and the smallfolk.

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I know him not, man.

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Was he a shit knight?

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He was not a shit knight.

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Well, he can't have been a very good one

if no one remembers him.

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Pick up your feet, come on.

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This is undignified, ser.

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So, hie back to camp

and leave me be, if it please you.

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I would not leave you, ser,

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not while you must

suffer your master dying

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over and over again.

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Though it does not seem like these lords

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are even listening to you.

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Nothing I can do about that.

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You are a knight of the realm, ser.

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You can say fuck their permission.

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Ride into the lists,

call out Longthorn Tyrell,

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and turn his arsehole into a lance-hole.

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That's enough now.

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Why do you treat these royal lapdogs

like they're your betters?

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They are my betters.

You're too brazen for your own good.

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Ser Arlan was a great knight.

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Someone will remember him.

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Hey. Who's come?

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Can't you see the banners, you giant cunt?

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Perhaps I should go back,

ser, check on the camp.

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Make sure no thieves

have been nosing about.

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Aye. I have an idea.

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Can I have your sword

to run people off with?

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- Or a mace?

- You have a knife.

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That's enough.

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You'd best be here when I come back.

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Rob me, and I'll hunt you down, with dogs.

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- You don't have dogs.

- I'll get some.

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Where?

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Our Lord of Ashford

humbly welcomes the great and honorable

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Baelor Targaryen,

firstborn son of King Daeron the Good.

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Prince of Dragonstone,

Hand of the King...

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and heir to the Iron Throne.

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And his brother, Maekar.

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My Lord of Ashford.

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It's a great honor to receive Your Grace.

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It's a great honor to be received.

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My daughter, Gwin.

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Boy, stop gaping. See to my horse.

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I'm not a stable boy, m'lord.

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Not clever enough?

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Well, if you can't manage horses,

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then fetch me some wine

and a pretty wench.

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Oh, m'lord pardons.

I'm no serving man, either.

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I have the honor to be a knight.

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Oh. Well...

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knighthood has fallen on sad days.

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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

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- Move away!

- Easy.

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Easy now, come on.

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Come on. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

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There you are, girl.

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Far too many people around.

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I agree.

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Where the fuck am I meant

to put all these horses?

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The pretty ones are always temperamental.

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Ah, she just got a bit excited,

that's all.

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He meant the princeling, not the palfrey.

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Excuse me, m'lords.

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I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

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Well met.

I'm Ser Roland Crakehall,

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and this is my sworn brother,

Ser Donnel of Duskendale.

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Gods, boy.

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Do you ride your horse into battle

or does it ride you?

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Forgive Ser Roland.

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It's not often he must look up

to cast his eyes down.

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Yes, yes, I'm quite the rascal.

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Now, tell me, Ser Duncan,

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is there a proper place

to shit around here?

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Not really, no.

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A man of such birth has never deigned

to disturb his arsehole with hay.

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He'll deign before

the week is out, I'd wager.

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Where are you from, man?

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You don't smell House-bred.

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- No place, really.

- I know it.

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My family's from there.

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You're not a Darklyn of Duskendale?

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We were crabbers at Duskendale.

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Far back as it goes.

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Ser Donnel?

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May I ask, ser, how the son of a crabber

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came to have the honor of being a knight

in the Kingsguard?

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Same way we became crabbers.

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"Same way we became..."

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Are you Baelor Targaryen?

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No.

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Then would you move

the fuck out of the way?

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Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Apologies.

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Sorry.

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The princes be needing

their fucking hands washed!

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I'm on my way, ma'am.

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Move! A carriage is comin' through!

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The spring rains have swollen

many of our streams.

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Perhaps the young princes

have just been delayed?

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Fuck me.

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"Delayed." They're not delayed.

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Do not curse our gracious host.

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I said "fuck me," not "fuck him."

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It's not his fault Father bade us

attend this miserable circus.

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Might we discuss this another time?

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I say we go hunting.

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Daeron has done this before.

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You should not have commanded him

to enter the lists.

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The prince's sons are missing.

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You'd be more concerned

if it was your son, I wager.

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- Oh.

- Probably dead.

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- Dead?

- Wars have started for less.

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You're big and stupid.

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They have only been missing a day.

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No doubt, Ser Roland will turn him up

and Aegon along with him.

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When the tourney is over, perhaps.

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Daeron belongs on a tourney field

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no more than Aerys or Rhaegel.

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By which you mean he'd sooner

ride a whore than a horse.

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That is not what I said.

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I do not need to be reminded

of my son's failings.

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He can change.

He will change, gods be damned.

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Or I swear, I'll see him dead.

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You.

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Who are you?

What do you mean by spying on us?

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Show yourself.

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My Lords, I do apologize

for my interruption. I...

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I have asked Ser Manfred Dondarrion

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to vouch for me so that I might

enter the lists,

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- but he has refused to do so.

- Who?

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What the fuck is going on?

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We are the intruders here, brother.

Come closer, ser.

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And others, too.

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You see, they say they know not

Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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But he served them. I swear it.

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I have his sword and shield.

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Sword and shield do not make a knight.

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Mm?

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Unless you have better proof

to support what you say.

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- Some writing or--

- Do you remember him, Your Grace?

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It was many years ago.

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You may have forgotten.

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Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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He never won a tourney that I know.

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But he never shamed himself, either.

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Yes, ser.

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I mean, no. No, he didn't.

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He overthrew Lord Stokeworth

in the melee at King's Landing

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and years before,

he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.

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He told me of that many a time.

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Then, you will recall

the Grey Lion's true name,

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I have no doubt.

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Ser Damon Lannister.

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The Grey Lion,

he's Lord of Casterly Rock now.

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So he is.

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And enters the lists upon the morrow.

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How can you possibly remember

some fucking hedge knight

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who chanced to unhorse

Damon Lannister 16 years ago?

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I make it a practice to learn

all I can of my foes.

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And why would you deign

to joust with a hedge knight?

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It was many years past, at Storm's End.

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Lord Baratheon held a hastilude

to celebrate the birth of a grandson.

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The lots made Ser Arlan

my opponent in the first tilt.

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We broke four lances

before I finally unhorsed him.

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It was seven.

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I believe.

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Tales grow in the telling, I know.

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Do not think ill of your old master,

but it was four lances only, I fear.

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As you say, Your Grace.

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It was four. I do apologize.

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The old man, Ser Arlan, he used to say

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that I was thick as a castle wall

and slow as an aurochs.

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No harm was done, ser. Rise.

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You gave him back his horse and armor

and took no ransom.

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Ser Arlan often told me that

you were the soul of chivalry...

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- Ugh.

- ...and that one day,

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the Seven Kingdoms

would be safe in your hands.

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Not for many years yet, I pray.

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No, I did not mean

that the King should--

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You wish to enter the lists.

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Is that it?

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- Yes.

- The decision rests

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with the master of the games,

but I see no reason to deny you.

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As you say, m'lord.

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Mm.

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Your Grace--

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Very well, ser, You are grateful.

Now, fuck off!

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You must forgive my brother, ser.

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His sons went astray on the way here,

and he fears for them.

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Of course.

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I trust they will not be found dead.

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Ser.

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You are not of Ser Arlan's blood?

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No, I am not.

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By law, only a trueborn son

is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.

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You must needs find a new device, ser.

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A sigil of your own.

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I will.

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Thank you again, Your Grace.

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I will fight bravely. You'll see.

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It's this way.

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You are no knight.

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You are Florian the Fool.

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I am, my lady.

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As great a fool as ever lived.

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And as great a knight as well!

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A fool and a knight.

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I have never heard of such a thing.

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Sweet lady.

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All men are fools,

and all men are knights...

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...where women are concerned.

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Hello there.

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And one for last night.

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That was great.

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How'd you do the fire tricks?

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Oh.

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Is it pollen?

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Yeah, we collect it on the way.

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I've never seen such giant puppets.

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Do you make them yourself?

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My uncle builds them, but I paint.

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Could you paint something for me?

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I have the coin to pay. I just...

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I need to paint

something over the chalice.

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Well, what would you want?

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I...

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I don't actually know.

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I...

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Sorry, you must think me a fool.

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All men are fools,

and all men are knights.

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Mm.

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Yeah.

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The gray is a bit drab.

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Aye.

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Yeah, the field should be

the color of sunset

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'cause the old man

always liked sunsets and...

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An elm tree. A big one.

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Like the one by the river

with the brown trunk

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and the green branches.

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Aye. An elm tree, that would serve.

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But with a shooting star above.

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- Could you do that?

- Mm-hmm.

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Thank you, I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

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I'm Tanselle.

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The boys used to call me

Tanselle Too-Tall.

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You're not too tall.

I mean, you're just right for...

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For?

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Puppets.

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Yeah, puppets.

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Okay, I'll...

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- Wait. The shield.

- Yes, sorry.

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- Yes, the shield.

- Yeah.

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Was that ill-handled?

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- Hm?

- The puppet girl.

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Oh.

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It didn't feel well-handled.

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She is painting your shield.

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Yeah, for pay.

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You are both gigantic.

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Is that promising?

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It's a...

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commonality.

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Right, yeah. Commonality.

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I don't know.

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Do you think I'll ever make

a knight one day?

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Sure, why not? You're a likely lad.

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I'm a bit puny.

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- You'll grow.

- Even for my age.

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Everyone's always told me so.

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Everyone's always told me I was stupid.

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And?

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Hm?

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- Hm? What?

- What?

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What did you do when people

said you were stupid, ser?

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What business is that of yours?

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My problems are my own.

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I thought...

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Aren't you trying to help me?

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Help you what? Grow?

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Yes! Hedge knight, you.

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What is this piss froth? I need muscle.

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Will you heed my call to war?

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Aha! Good.

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Go! Get up, come.

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Ready!

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Hey! Dry those palms,

you clam-handed cunt.

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We're not in your sister's chambers now.

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Ready?

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- Go!

- Pull!

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If we lose this,

I'll be drowning your firstborn!

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- Come on!

- Pull! Pull!

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Pull, you cunt-strapped dandelions!

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I'll be back. I'll be back! I'll be back.

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Lyonel! What are you doing?

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- I'm thirsty.

- Lyonel!

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Pull!

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I'm thirsty, cunt.

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I'm thirsty!

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Looking good.

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Fucking pull!

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- You do good work.

- None better.

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I need some armor on the morrow.

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Gorget, greaves, and great helm.

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Are you jousting or working?

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Both, perhaps.

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You're a big one,

though I've armored bigger.

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I have some pieces

in the wagon that might do.

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Nothing prettied up

with gold or silver, like.

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Just good steel, strong and plain.

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I make helms that look like helms,

not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.

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But mine'll serve you better

if you take a lance in the face.

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That's all I want. How much?

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Eight hundred stag,

for I'm feeling kindly.

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Eight hundred?

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Perhaps I could trade you some

armor made for a smaller man.

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A half helm, a mail hauberk.

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Steely Pate sells only his own work.

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I could make use of the metal.

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If it's not too rusted,

I'll take it and armor you for...

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600.

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I only have two stags.

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Buys you a day.

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Send your squire along with the rest,

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or else I'll sell me wares

to the next man.

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You'll get it all back, I swear it.

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I mean to be a champion here.

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Do you, now?

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And the others all came just...

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just to cheer you on?

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Is there any measure of a fool

I fail to meet?

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If I win, I'll come back

and buy you again.

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I promise.

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Best girl.

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That's for her.

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See she has some oats tonight, yeah?

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And an apple, too.

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No turning back now, I suppose.

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You know, the old man

lived nigh on 60 years

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- and was never a champion.

- There's a bug in my cider.

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If I could call myself

a champion of Ashford Meadow...

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even for an hour...

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maybe some great house

might take me into its service.

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Perhaps even House Targaryen.

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You suppose the dragon house

employs many hedge knights, ser?

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Enough of that.

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I'll have you know

Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard

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is but the son of a crabber.

00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,699

Ser Donnel?

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- Of Duskendale?

- Yeah.

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His father owns half

the crabbing fleets in Westeros.

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What?!

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How would you know?

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I like fishing.

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It's time!

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Right, come on, let's go.

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Come on, pick your feet up. Let's go.

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Wait for me!

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Ser Duncan!

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Oh.

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- You alright?

- Yeah.

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For the new gods and old!

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Lance!

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Shield, and lance.

00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,898

Helmet!

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Hey, who's that?

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Prince Valarr, Baelor's son.

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- Second in line to the throne.

- Shield!

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He's the favorite, I'd wager.

00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,786

I'll take that bet, ser.

00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,391

Lord Ashford fucks his sheep!

00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:46,081

Come on! Whoo!

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Squire! Lance, lance, lance!

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Ser. Put me down, ser.

00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,827

Hyah! Hyah!

00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,923

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

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Die!

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Do you yield, Blackfyre bastards?!

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Splendid riding tonight.

00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,220

Mm, the part with the fish was disgusting.

00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,729

Something the matter, ser?

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Do great knights live in the hedges

and die by the side of a muddy road?

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I think not.

00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,374

Ser Arlan wasn't gifted

with sword or lance,

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and he drank, and he whored,

and he was a hard man to know.

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He made no friends, either.

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He lived nigh on 60 years

and never was a champion.

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Mm, what chance do I have? Truly?

00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608

But he was good to me.

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I wasn't his family...

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but he kept me like we were.

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He raised me to be an honorable man.

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And all these

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noble lords can't even remember his name.

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His name was Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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And I am his legacy.

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On the morrow...

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we will show them

what his hand has wrought.

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Никуда не уходи.

Я скоро буду.

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он был истинным рыцарем.

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Совсем не такой,

как другие. Ага.

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Он был человеком мирным.

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Скромным и тихим.

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Прошёл через сотню войн,

но не нажил ни одного врага.

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Он всегда знал,

чего от него ждут.

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И никогда не жаловался.

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Даже когда умирал, он просто...

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РЫЦАРЬ СЕМИ КОРОЛЕВСТВ

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просто принял это.

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Он старался приносить

людям пользу.

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Богаче он от этого не стал.

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Земель не нажил, детей не завёл.

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♪ В Эшфорд я еду, к деве своей... ♪

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♪ Хей-хо, хей-хо! ♪

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♪ Будем в тени мы с ней посмелей... ♪

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♪ Хей-хо, хей-хо! ♪

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Давай, Дунк!

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Ему ничего не нужно было,

кроме свежего воздуха...

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Эй.

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Да костра, чтоб ноги погреть.

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Песен о нём не слагали, но...

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челюсть у него была каменная.

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— Давай.

— Он был упрямым бойцом.

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Просто... пёр напролом.

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♪ С остриём клинка

поцелуй украду... ♪

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♪ Хей-хо, хей-хо! ♪

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Дом Флорентов...

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Сир Арлан служил в вашей

гвардии, когда ваш лорд-отец ослеп.

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♪ Будем в тени мы с ней посмелей... ♪

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♪ Хей-хо, хей-хо! ♪

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Дом Хейфордов...

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Сир Арлан бился плечом к плечу с

вашими братьями на Краснотравном поле.

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Его оруженосец, его родной

племянник погиб в том бою.

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Дом Тиреллов...

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Сир Арлан частенько

называл службу у вас...

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своим лучшим временем.

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Он всегда повторял

ваши слова, милорд.

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О том, что

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межевой рыцарь — это мост

между лордами и простым людом.

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Я знать его не знаю.

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Он что, был дерьмовым рыцарем?

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Не был он дерьмовым рыцарем.

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Значит, не больно-то он был и

хорош, раз его никто и не помнит.

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Ноги не волочи, шевелись.

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Жалкое зрелище , сир.

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Вот и дуй обратно в лагерь, и

оставь меня в покое, будь так любезен.

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Я вас не брошу, сир.

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Не сейчас, когда вы раз за разом

переживаете смерть своего господина.

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Хотя, похоже, эти лорды

вас даже и не слушают.

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Тут я ничего поделать не могу.

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Вы — рыцарь королевства, сир.

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Можете сказать, что вам

поебать на их разрешение.

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Выезжайте на ристалище,

вызывайте Длинношипа Тирелла

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и натяните его жопу на своё копьё

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Так, хватит.

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Почему вы ведёте себя с этими королевскими

шавками так, будто они лучше вас?

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Так они и лучше. Ты слишком

дерзкий, а это до добра не доведёт.

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Сир Арлан был великим рыцарем.

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Кто-нибудь его

обязательно вспомнит.

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Эй. Кто это приехал?

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Ты что, знамён не

видишь, дылда ты ебучая?

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Пожалуй, мне стоит вернуться,

сир, проверить лагерь.

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Убежусь, что там не

шныряют всякие воришки.

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Валяй, а у меня есть идея.

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Можно взять меч,

чтобы всех разгонять?

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Или палицу?

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У тебя нож есть.

Обойдёшься им.

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И лучше бы тебе быть

на месте, когда я вернусь.

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Ограбишь меня — я

тебя с собаками выслежу.

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— У вас нет собак.

— Найду.

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Где?

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Переведено «‎Cool Story Blog»:

t.me/coolstorysub

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Наш лорд Эшфорда смиренно

приветствует великого и почтенного

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Бейлора Таргариена, первенца

короля Дейрона Доброго.

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Принца Драконьего

Камня, Десницу Короля...

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и наследника Железного Трона.

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И его брата, Мейкара.

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Милорд Эшфорд.

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Это великая честь —

принимать Вашу Милость.

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Великая честь быть принятым.

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Моя дочь, Гвин.

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Хватит рот разевать.

Займись моим конём.

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Я не конюх, милорд.

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Ума не хватило?

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Ну, раз с лошадьми

не справляешься,

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тогда тащи вина и

девку посимпатичнее.

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Прошу прощения,

милорд, но я не слуга.

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Я имею честь быть рыцарем.

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А...

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Что ж...

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печальные времена

настали для рыцарства.

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Воу, воу, воу, воу.

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— Отойди!

— Тише.

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Тише, давай.

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Пойдём. Всё хорошо.

Всё хорошо.

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Ну вот, девочка.

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Слишком много людей вокруг.

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Согласен.

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Куда мне, блядь, девать

всех этих лошадей?

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Красивые всегда с характером.

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Она просто

разволновалась, вот и всё.

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Это он про принца, а не про кобылу.

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Прошу прощения, милорды.

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Я сир Дункан Высокий.

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Рад встрече. Я сир

Роланд Крейкхолл,

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а это мой названый брат, сир

Доннел из Сумеречного Дола.

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Боже, парень.

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Ты на коне в бой скачешь

или он на тебе верхом?

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Простите сира Роланда. Ему

нечасто приходится задирать голову...

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чтобы посмотреть

на кого-то свысока.

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Да, да, я тот ещё прохвост.

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Скажи-ка, сир Дункан,

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где тут можно нормально посрать?

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Вообще-то, нигде.

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Человек столь благородных кровей никогда

бы не стал засовывать сено себе в задницу.

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Засунет, никуда не

денется. Даю неделю.

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Ты откуда родом?

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Не пахнет от тебя

благородным домом.

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— Ниоткуда, по сути.

— Знакомое место.

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Моя семья оттуда же.

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Вы разве не Дарклин

из Сумеречного Дола?

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Мы были краболовами

в Сумеречном Доле.

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Испокон веков.

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Сир Доннел?

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Могу я спросить, сир?

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Как сын краболова удостоился чести

стать рыцарем Королевской Гвардии?

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Тем же макаром,

что и краболовами.

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«Тем же макаром...»

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Ты Бейлор Таргариен?

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Нет.

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Тогда, может,

съебёшься с дороги?

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Да, да. Конечно. Прошу прощения.

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Прости.

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Принцам приспичило

помыть их чёртовы руки!

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Уже бегу, мэм.

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С дороги! Карета едет!

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После весенних дождей

реки вышли из берегов.

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Может, юные принцы

просто задержались в пути?

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Ебать меня в рот.

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«Задержались».

Нихрена они не задержались.

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Не сквернословь в адрес хозяина.

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Я сказал «меня», а не «его».

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Не его вина, что отец велел

нам посетить этот жалкий цирк.

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Может, обсудим это в другой раз?

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Предлагаю поохотиться.

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Дейрон уже выкидывал

такое раньше.

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Тебе не стоило приказывать

ему участвовать в турнире.

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Сыновья принца пропали.

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Держу пари, ты бы больше

переживал, будь это твой сын.

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— Ой.

— Наверняка мертвы.

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— Мертвы?

— Войны начинались и из-за меньшего.

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Большой, а глупый!

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Их нет всего один день.

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Без сомнения, сир Роланд

отыщет его, а заодно и Эйгона.

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Разве что когда

турнир закончится.

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Дейрону не место на ристалище,

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так же как Эйрису или Рейгелю.

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Ты хочешь сказать, что он скорее

оседлает шлюху, чем лошадь.

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Я не это сказал.

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Не надо мне напоминать

о пороках моего сына.

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Он может измениться. Он

изменится, чтоб его черти драли.

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Или клянусь, я сам его прибью.

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Ты.

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Кто ты такой? И зачем

ты за нами шпионишь?

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Покажись.

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Милорды, прошу

прощения, что прерываю. Я...

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Я просил сира Манфреда

Дондарриона поручиться за меня,

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чтобы я мог участвовать в турнире,

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— но он отказался.

— Кого?

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Что за хуйня тут творится?

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Мы сами здесь

незваные гости, брат.

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Подойдите ближе, сир.

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И остальные тоже.

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Видите ли, они говорят, что не

знают сира Арлана из Пеннитри.

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Но он служил им. Клянусь.

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У меня есть его меч и щит.

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Меч и щит не

делают тебя рыцарем.

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Если только у тебя нет доказательств

получше, чтобы подтвердить свои слова.

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— Каких-нибудь бумаг или...

— Вы помните его, Ваша Милость?

00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,112

Это было много лет назад.

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Вы могли и забыть.

00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,018

Сир Арлан из Пеннитри.

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Насколько я знаю, он не

выиграл ни одного турнира.

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Но и не опозорил себя.

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Да, сир.

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То есть нет.

Нет, не опозорил.

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Он опрокинул лорда Стокворта в

общей схватке в Королевской Гавани,

00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,785

а годами ранее выбил из

седла самого Серого Льва.

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Он часто рассказывал

мне об этом.

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В таком случае, вы наверняка

вспомните настоящее имя Серого Льва,

00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,752

вне всякого сомнения.

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Сир Деймон Ланнистер.

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Серый Лев, теперь он

лорд Утёса Кастерли.

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Так и есть.

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И завтра он участвует в турнире.

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Как ты вообще можешь помнить

какого-то ебучего межевого рыцаря,

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которому повезло выбить Деймона

Ланнистера шестнадцать лет назад?

00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:17,820

Я взял за правило досконально

изучать своих противников.

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И с какой стати ты удостоил

межевого рыцаря поединком?

00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:22,616

Это было много лет назад,

в Штормовом Пределе.

00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,249

Лорд Баратеон устроил

состязания в честь рождения внука.

00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,081

Жребий свёл меня с сиром

Арланом в первом же поединке.

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Мы сломали четыре копья, прежде

чем я наконец выбил его из седла.

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Их было семь.

00:12:38,806 --> 00:12:39,752

Вроде...

00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,393

Истории со временем

приукрашиваются, знаю.

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Не судите строго своего старого господина,

но, боюсь, копий было всего четыре.

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Как скажете, Ваша Милость.

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Четыре. Прошу прощения.

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Старик, сир Арлан любил повторять,

00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,817

что я твердолобый, как стена

замка, и медленный, как тур.

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Ничего страшного, сир.

Встаньте.

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Вы вернули ему коня и

доспехи и не взяли выкуп.

00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,476

Сир Арлан часто говорил мне, что

вы — само воплощение рыцарства…

00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:13,213

и что однажды Семь Королевств

будут в безопасности в ваших руках.

00:13:13,868 --> 00:13:15,601

Надеюсь, это случится

ещё очень не скоро.

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Нет, я не имел в виду,

что Король должен...

00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,447

Вы хотите участвовать

в турнире. Так?

00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,476

— Да.

— Решение за распорядителем игр,

00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,097

но я не вижу причин

вам отказывать.

00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,636

Как скажете, милорд.

00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,145

Ваша Милость...

00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,222

Прекрасно, сир. Ты благодарен.

А теперь пиздуй отсюда!

00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,055

Простите моего брата, сир.

00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,237

Его сыновья отстали от нас в

дороге, и он за них переживает.

00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,696

Конечно.

00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,475

Надеюсь, их не найдут мёртвыми.

00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:57,969

Сир.

00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,889

Вы не родной сын сира Арлана?

00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,845

Нет, не родной.

00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,432

По закону только родной сын

имеет право наследовать герб рыцаря.

00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,810

Вам придётся найти

новый знак, сир.

00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,014

Свой собственный герб.

00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:17,534

Найду.

00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,473

Спасибо вам ещё раз, Ваша Милость.

00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,628

Я буду сражаться храбро.

00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:26,472

Вот увидите.

00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,789

А, мне сюда.

00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,124

Ты не рыцарь.

00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,631

Ты Флориан-Дурак.

00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,332

Так и есть, миледи.

00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,012

Величайший дурак на свете.

00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:54,476

И величайший рыцарь тоже!

00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400

Дурак и рыцарь?

00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:04,330

Не слыхала о таком.

00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,145

Милая леди.

00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,325

Все мужчины — дураки, и

все мужчины — рыцари...

00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,707

когда дело касается женщин.

00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,383

Привет.

00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,083

И спасибо за прошлый вечер.

00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:32,973

Это было здорово.

00:15:33,429 --> 00:15:34,983

Как вы делаете трюки с огнём?

00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,733

При помощи пыльцы?

00:15:43,169 --> 00:15:45,283

Ага, мы собираем её по дороге.

00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,931

Я никогда не видел

таких огромных кукол.

00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:52,036

Вы сами их делаете?

00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:55,413

Дядя их мастерит, а я раскрашиваю.

00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,005

А можете мне кое-что нарисовать?

00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:00,988

У меня есть чем заплатить.

00:16:01,012 --> 00:16:02,879

Мне просто...

00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:07,425

нужно закрасить чашу.

00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,765

И чего бы вы хотели?

00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:14,932

Я...

00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,588

Я даже не знаю.

00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:18,070

Я...

00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:21,318

Простите, вы наверняка

думаете, что я дурак.

00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,423

Все мужчины — дураки,

и все мужчины — рыцари.

00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:26,997

Угу.

00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,951

Да.

00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,233

Серый цвет скучноват.

00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,258

Ага.

00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:44,044

Да, поле должно

быть цвета заката.

00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,423

Потому что старик

всегда любил закаты и...

00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,675

И ещё вяз.

Большой такой

00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:51,339

Как тот, что у реки,

00:16:51,598 --> 00:16:53,764

с коричневым стволом

и зелёными веточками.

00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:57,975

Ага. Вяз — подойдёт.

00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,894

Но с падающей звездой над ним.

00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,106

— Сможете?

— Угу.

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,694

Спасибо, я сир Дункан Высокий.

00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,703

А меня зовут Тансель.

00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,723

Мальчишки прозвали

меня Тансель Длинная.

00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:18,381

Вы не длинная.

00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,893

В смысле, вы в самый раз для...

00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,759

Для?

00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:25,441

Кукол.

00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,594

Да, кукол.

00:17:29,973 --> 00:17:31,276

Ладно, я...

00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:33,504

— Постойте. Щит.

— Да, простите.

00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:34,511

— Точно, щит.

— Ага.

00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:35,689

Неловко вышло?

00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,099

— А?

— С девушкой с куклами.

00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,314

Как-то неловко вышло.

00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,442

Она разрисовывает вам щит.

00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,860

Ага, за деньги.

00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,079

Вы оба гиганты.

00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,086

Это хороший знак?

00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,623

Это...

00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501

что-то общее.

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,671

Точно, ага.

Что-то общее.

00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,507

Ну не знаю.

00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,921

Как считаете, из меня

когда-нибудь получится рыцарь?

00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:22,676

Конечно, почему нет?

Ты парень толковый.

00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,121

Уж больно я тощий.

00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,402

— Вырастешь.

— Даже для своего возраста.

00:18:27,463 --> 00:18:29,022

Мне все всегда так говорили.

00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,977

А мне все всегда

говорили, что я тупой.

00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873

И?

00:18:46,202 --> 00:18:47,203

А?

00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:49,503

— А? Что?

— Что?

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,674

Что вы делали, когда

вас называли тупым, сир?

00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,844

А тебе-то какое дело?

00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,910

Мои проблемы — это мои проблемы.

00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:00,127

Я подумал...

00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,182

Разве вы не пытались мне помочь?

00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,309

Помочь в чём? Вырасти?

00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:05,710

Да! Ты, межевой рыцарь.

00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,192

Что это за пенная ссанина?

Мне нужны мускулы.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777

Откликнешься на мой зов войны?

00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,238

Ага! Отлично.

00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,739

Вперёд! Вставай, пошли.

00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,075

Готовы?

00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,412

Эй! Вытри ладони,

манда ты потнорукая!

00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,416

Мы же не в спальне

у твоей сестрички.

00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,517

Готовы?

00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,755

— Начали!

— Тянем!

00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:37,634

Если мы проиграем, я

утоплю твоего первенца!

00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:39,394

— Давайте!

— Тянем! Тянем!

00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:42,286

Тяните, одуванчики

вы пиздокрылые!

00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,649

Сейчас вернусь.

Я вернусь! Вернусь.

00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:54,443

Лионель!

Вы что творите?

00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,320

— Пить хочу.

— Лионель!

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,939

Тянем!

00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,392

Пить хочу, уёбок.

00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,873

Пить хочу!

00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,753

Красавец.

00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,993

Тяните, нахуй!

00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,127

— Добротная работа.

— Лучше не сыщешь.

00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,382

Мне нужны доспехи

к завтрашнему дню.

00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,844

Горжет, поножи и большой шлем.

00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,414

На турнир собрался

или для службы?

00:21:05,754 --> 00:21:06,901

И то и другое.

00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,355

А ты здоровяк, хотя мне

доводилось одевать и покрупнее.

00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,657

Есть у меня в повозке

кое-что, что может подойти.

00:21:20,157 --> 00:21:23,450

Никакой золотой или

серебряной мишуры.

00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,808

Просто хорошая сталь,

крепкая и простая.

00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:30,209

Я делаю шлемы, похожие на

шлемы, а не на крылатых свиней

00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:31,876

и вычурные заморские фрукты.

00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:36,337

Зато от моего толку будет

больше, если поймаешь лицом копьё.

00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,134

Это всё, что мне нужно.

00:21:38,428 --> 00:21:39,428

Сколько?

00:21:39,707 --> 00:21:42,513

Восемьсот оленей, и

это я ещё сегодня добрый.

00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,720

Восемьсот?

00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,307

Может, обменяю их

на доспех, что мне мал?

00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:50,642

Полушлем, кольчужный хауберк.

00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,839

Стальной Пейт продаёт

только свою работу.

00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,965

Но металл может пригодиться.

00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,374

Если не слишком ржавый, возьму

его и сделаю тебе доспех за...

00:22:15,909 --> 00:22:16,965

шестьсот.

00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,501

У меня всего два оленя.

00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,374

Хватит на день отсрочки.

00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,221

Присылай оруженосца с остатком,

00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,515

или я продам всё кому другому.

00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,602

Я всё верну, клянусь.

00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,480

Я намерен здесь стать чемпионом.

00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,689

Вот как?

00:22:39,644 --> 00:22:41,563

А остальные приехали просто...

00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:43,832

просто за тебя поболеть?

00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,675

Есть ли хоть одна грань глупости,

которую я ещё не пересёк?

00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,195

Если я выиграю,

00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,835

я вернусь и выкуплю

тебя обратно.

00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,515

Обещаю.

00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,484

Хорошая девочка.

00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,453

Это для неё.

00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,425

Проследи, чтобы ей

дали овса вечером, ладно?

00:23:54,247 --> 00:23:55,499

И яблоко тоже.

00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,948

Похоже, отступать уже поздно.

00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,459

Старик прожил почти 60 лет...

00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,044

— и никогда не был чемпионом.

— У меня жук в сидре.

00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,895

Если бы мне удалось побыть

чемпионом Эшфордского луга...

00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,323

пусть даже всего на час...

00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,140

может, какой-нибудь великий

дом взял бы меня на службу.

00:24:37,097 --> 00:24:39,140

Может, даже Дом Таргариенов.

00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,815

По-вашему, в Доме Дракона

служит много межевых рыцарей, сир?

00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,776

Хватит об этом.

00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,926

Между прочим, сир Доннел из Королевской

гвардии — сын простого краболова.

00:24:51,979 --> 00:24:53,006

Сир Доннел?

00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:55,080

— Из Сумеречного Дола?

— Ага.

00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,538

Его отец владеет половиной

крабовых флотилий Вестероса.

00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,832

Чего?

00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,127

Откуда ты знаешь?

00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:05,965

Я люблю рыбалку.

00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:13,638

Пора!

00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:16,269

Ладно, давай, идём.

00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:18,511

Давай, шевели ногами. Идём.

00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,731

Подождите меня!

00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,783

Сир Дункан!

00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,076

Сир Дункан!

00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,206

— Ты в порядке?

— Ага.

00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,121

За новых богов и старых!

00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,260

Копьё!

00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,099

Щит и копьё.

00:26:47,656 --> 00:26:48,657

Шлем!

00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,274

Эй, а это кто?

00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,494

Принц Валарр, сын Бейлора.

00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,325

— Второй в очереди на престол.

— Щит!

00:26:58,401 --> 00:27:00,114

Ставлю на то, что он фаворит.

00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,621

Принимаю ставку, сир.

00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,152

Лорд Эшфорд ебёт своих овец!

00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,363

Давай!

00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,089

Оруженосец!

Копьё, копьё, копьё!

00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,607

Сир. Опустите меня, сир.

00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:08,778

Умри!

00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:12,043

Сдаётесь, бастарды Блэкфайра?

00:29:17,488 --> 00:29:19,073

Славные сегодня были заезды.

00:29:22,058 --> 00:29:24,305

Правда, тот момент с

рыбой был отвратителен.

00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,175

Что-то не так, сир?

00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,647

Разве великие рыцари

ночуют под заборами

00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,238

и умирают на обочине

грязной дороги?

00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,660

Я так не думаю.

00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,312

У сира Арлана не было

таланта к мечу или копью,

00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,371

и он пил,

00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,258

шлялся по шлюхам,

00:29:58,729 --> 00:30:00,256

и был непростым человеком.

00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,220

Да и друзей не нажил.

00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:09,307

Он прожил почти 60 лет

и ни разу не был чемпионом.

00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,728

И какие у меня шансы?

По правде говоря?

00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608

Но он был ко мне добр.

00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,885

Я не был его семьёй...

00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,910

но он держал меня

при себе, как родного.

00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,993

Он воспитал меня

достойным человеком.

00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,673

А все эти...

00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:46,010

благородные лорды даже

имени его вспомнить не могут.

00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,307

Его звали сир Арлан из Пеннитри.

00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,664

И я — его наследие.

00:30:56,577 --> 00:30:57,730

Завтра...

00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,615

мы покажем им плоды его трудов.

00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:09,337

Переведено «‎Cool Story Blog»:

00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,184

Лежи, сейчас вернусь.

00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,478

…он был истинным рыцарем.

00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,233

Не таким, как другие.

00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,154

Миролюбивым.

00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:33,073

Тихим и скромным.

00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:35,827

Прошел через сотни битв, но врагов не нажил.

00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:42,000

Он понимал, чего от него ждут.

00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,211

Стойко переносил все тяготы.

00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,925

Даже когда пришла смерть…

00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,177

Рыцарь Семи Королевств

1-й сезон, 2-я серия

Жесткая солонина

00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,929

он принял это смиренно.

00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,061

Всегда помогал окружающим.

00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,231

И не разбогател на этом.

00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:10,111

Не имел ни земель, ни детей.

00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:14,198

В Эшфорде славной победы добьюсь,

00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,450

хей-хо, хей-хо!

00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:20,037

И с девицей в тенек завалюсь,

00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,955

хей-хо, хей-хо!

00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,124

Подпевай, Дунк!

00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,549

Милей всего ему было небо над головой…

00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,717

Вот.

00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,804

…и тепло от костра.

00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,106

Песни о том, как он сражался…

00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,500

не сложены. Но держать удар он умел.

00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:51,610

Еще!

00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,572

Был неутомим в бою.

00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,658

Наседал и наседал.

00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,211

С соперником грозным охотно сражусь,

00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,714

хей-хо, хей-хо!

00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,469

Тише, тише.

00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,312

Сир Арлан служил в гвардии дома Флорентов,

00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,273

когда ваш лорд-отец ослеп.

00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:32,192

И с девицей в тенек завалюсь,

00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,528

хей-хо, хей-хо!

00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,280

Под знаменами лорда Хейфорда

00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,742

он плечом к плечу сражался с вашими

братьями на Краснотравном поле.

00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:45,206

Его оруженосец, племянник, погиб в той битве.

00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,210

Сир Арлан вспоминал

00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,421

службу дому Тиреллов как лучшее время

00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,175

своей жизни.

00:02:56,384 --> 00:03:00,721

Он любил повторять ваши

слова про место межевых рыцарей

00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,183

между лордами и простонародьем.

00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,689

Не помню такого.

00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,817

Он был дрянным рыцарем?

00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,319

Он не был дрянным рыцарем.

00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,071

Раз его никто не помнит,

вряд ли он был хорошим.

00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,948

Шевели ногами, живее.

00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,451

Это недостойно, сир.

00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,162

Не нравится — дуй в лагерь

и оставь меня в покое.

00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,039

Я вас не оставлю, сир,

00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,208

пока вам приходится снова и снова вспоминать

00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,834

вашего покойного наставника.

00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,628

Хотя эти лорды, по-моему,

00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,297

вас даже не слушают.

00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,925

Тут ничего не сделаешь.

00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,552

Вы же рыцарь, сир.

00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,970

Пошлите в пекло их разрешение.

00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,264

Выезжайте на ристалище,

вызовите Длинного Шипа Тирелла

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и вгоните копье ему в задницу.

00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,811

Всё, довольно.

00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,315

Почему вы считаете, что эти

королевские холуи лучше вас?

00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,986

Они и есть лучше. А ты слишком

дерзкий, себе на беду.

00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,323

Сир Арлан был славным рыцарем.

00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:02,700

Кто-нибудь да вспомнит его.

00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,331

Эй, кто это прибыл?

00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,542

Ты чего, придурок, знамена не видишь?

00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,888

Мне и правда лучше вернуться, сир.

Проверить лагерь.

00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,975

Убедиться, что там воры не шныряют.

00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,519

Иди. А я кое-что придумал.

00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,646

Можно мне ваш меч, чтобы их отгонять?

00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,731

— Или булаву?

— У тебя есть нож.

00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,149

Этого хватит.

00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,360

И чтобы был там, когда я вернусь.

00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,446

Ограбишь меня — пущу по твоему следу собак.

00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,657

— У вас нет собак!

— Найду.

00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,784

Где?

00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:04,094

Лорд Эшфорд смиренно приветствует досточтимого

00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,474

Бейлора Таргариена, старшего сына короля Дейрона Доброго.

00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:13,521

Принца Драконьего Камня, десницу короля…

00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,608

И наследника Железного трона.

00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,862

И его брата Мейкара.

00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,155

Милорд Эшфорд.

00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,365

Большая честь принимать вашу милость.

00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,700

Большая честь быть приглашенным.

00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,411

Моя дочь, Гвин.

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Хватит пялиться.

Займись моей лошадью.

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Я не конюх, милорд.

00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,763

Умом не вышел?

00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,059

Если не справляешься с лошадьми,

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то раздобудь мне вина и девку посмазливее.

00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:59,776

Простите, милорд, но я не слуга.

00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,655

Я имею честь быть рыцарем.

00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,285

Что ж.

00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,830

Печальные времена переживает рыцарство.

00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,670

Стой, стой. Спокойно.

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— Оттащи его!

— Тише.

00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,466

Приляг вот здесь.

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Всё хорошо. Пойдем, пойдем.

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Вот так, мальчик.

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Да, слишком людно.

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Согласен.

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И куда прикажете деть всех этих лошадей?

00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,861

Красавчики всегда норовистые.

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Он просто взбудоражен, вот и всё.

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Он имел в виду принца, а не коня.

00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,955

Прошу прощения, милорды.

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Я сир Дункан Высокий.

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Рады встрече. Я сир Роланд Крейкхолл,

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а это мой собрат, сир Доннел из Сумеречного Дола.

00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,546

О боги.

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Это конь вас носит или вы его?

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Простите сира Роланда.

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Ему трудно смиренно потупить взор, задрав голову.

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Да, вот такой я негодяй.

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Скажите-ка мне, сир Дункан,

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где здесь можно посрать как человек?

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Негде, пожалуй.

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Такой знатный муж не снизойдет до подтирания зада сеном.

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К концу недели, думаю, снизойдет.

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Откуда вы, юноша?

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Явно не из замка.

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— Я из ниоткуда.

— Знакомое место.

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Моя семья оттуда же.

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Дарклины из Сумеречного Дола?

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Мы краболовы из Сумеречного Дола.

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Испокон веков.

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Сир Доннел?

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Позвольте спросить: как сын краболова

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удостоился чести стать рыцарем Королевской гвардии?

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Так же, как мы стали краболовами.

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«Так же, как мы стали…»

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Вы Бейлор Таргариен?

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Что? Нет.

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Так отвалите с дороги.

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Да, да. Конечно. Виноват.

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Извините.

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Принцам нужно вымыть их белые ручки!

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Уже иду, госпожа!

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С дороги! Дайте повозке проехать!

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Реки вздулись из-за весенних дождей.

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Быть может, принцы просто задержались в пути?

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Чтоб я сдох.

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«Просто задержались». Не задержались они!

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Не ругайся на нашего гостеприимного хозяина.

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Я сказал «Чтоб я сдох», а не «он».

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Не его вина, что отец отправил нас

участвовать в этом балагане.

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Можем мы обсудить это позже?

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Пора снаряжать поиски.

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Дейрон не в первый раз такое выкидывает.

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Тебе не стоило посылать его на турнир.

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Сыновья принца пропали.

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Бьюсь об заклад, ты говорил бы

по-другому, будь это твой сын.

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Возможно, погибли.

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— Погибли?

— Войны начинались и из-за меньшего.

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Какой же ты большой и тупой.

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Они задерживаются всего на день.

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Уверен, сир Роланд найдет его и Эйгона при нем.

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Да только турнир к тому времени кончится.

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На ристалище Дейрон уместен не более,

чем Эйрис или Рейгель.

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По-твоему, он скорее оседлает шлюху, чем коня.

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Этого я не говорил.

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Нет нужды напоминать мне

о недостатках моего сына.

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Он еще может исправиться.

И он исправится, клянусь богами.

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А если нет, то расстанется с жизнью.

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Эй, ты.

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Кто такой? Как ты смеешь нас подслушивать?

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Выходи.

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Милорды, прошу прощения, что прервал вас…

00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,261

Я просил сира Манфреда Дондарриона

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поручиться за меня,

чтобы я мог участвовать в турнире,

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— но он отказался.

— Кого?

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Кто это приперся?

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Это мы с тобой, брат, вторглись сюда.

Подойдите, сир.

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Остальные тоже отказались.

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Говорят, что не знают сира Арлана из Пеннитри.

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Но он служил у них, клянусь.

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У меня остались его меч и щит.

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Меч и щит не делают рыцарем.

00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,419

Есть ли иное подтверждение ваших слов?

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— Может, грамота или…

— А вы помните его, ваша милость?

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Много лет прошло.

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Быть может, вы забыли.

00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,018

Сир Арлан из Пеннитри.

00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,439

Насколько я знаю,

он никогда не побеждал на турнирах.

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Но ни разу не покрыл себя позором.

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Да, сир.

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То есть нет. Не покрыл.

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В Королевской Гавани он повалил

в общей свалке лорда Стокворта,

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а за несколько лет до того

спешил самого Седого Льва.

00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,079

Да, он мне об этом много раз рассказывал.

00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,583

Тогда вы должны знать настоящее имя Седого Льва.

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Ведь так?

00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,595

Сир Дамон Ланнистер!

00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,223

Седой Лев. Теперь он лорд Утеса Кастерли.

00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,975

Верно.

00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,977

И завтра он выходит на поле.

00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,771

Как ты можешь помнить какого-то межевого рыцаря,

00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,400

который когда-то там

случайно спешил Дамона Ланнистера?

00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,902

Я взял за правило знать о моих противниках всё.

00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,363

И почему ты снизошел

до поединка с межевым рыцарем?

00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,699

Это было много лет назад,

в Штормовом Пределе.

00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,661

Лорд Баратеон устроил игрища

в честь рождения внука.

00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,081

В первом поединке мне

по жребию достался сир Арлан.

00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,333

Мы сломали четыре копья,

прежде чем я наконец спешил его.

00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,502

Семь копий.

00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,841

Вроде бы…

00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,343

Истории с годами приукрашиваются.

00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,682

Не думайте плохо о своем наставнике,

но боюсь, что сломали мы все-таки четыре копья.

00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,476

Конечно, ваша милость.

00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,436

Конечно, их было четыре, и я вовсе не хотел…

00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,897

Старик, сир Арлан, всегда говорил,

00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,900

что я темен, как погреб, и туп, как баран.

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Ничего страшного, сир. Встаньте.

00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,992

Вы вернули ему коня и доспехи, не взяв выкупа.

00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,245

Сир Арлан говорил, что вы душа рыцарства

00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,580

и что когда-нибудь

00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,750

Семь Королевств расцветут в ваших руках.

00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,127

Я молюсь, чтобы это случилось как можно позже.

00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,172

О, конечно, я не подумал, что король…

00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,507

Вы хотите участвовать в турнире.

00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,842

Верно?

00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,302

— Да.

— Решение зависит от распорядителя игр,

00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,180

но я не вижу причин вам отказывать.

00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766

Как будет угодно вашей милости.

00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,228

Ваша милость…

00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,356

Всё понятно, сир, вы благодарны.

Теперь проваливайте.

00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,233

Простите моего брата, сир.

00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,319

Два его сына пропали, не доехав сюда,

и он за них опасается.

00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,696

Конечно.

00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,282

Надеюсь, их не найдут мертвыми.

00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,170

Сир.

00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,716

Вы ведь не родня сиру Арлану?

00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,845

Нет, не родня.

00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,515

По закону, только сын, рожденный в браке,

может унаследовать рыцарский герб.

00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,810

Вам нужно придумать себе новый, сир.

00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,854

Свой собственный.

00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,648

Понял.

00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,235

Примите мою благодарность и за это, ваша милость.

00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,282

Я буду сражаться храбро, вот увидите.

00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,872

Мне сюда.

00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,124

Никакой ты не рыцарь.

00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,714

Ты Флориан-Дурак.

00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,675

Так и есть, миледи.

00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,012

Свет еще не видывал такого дурака.

00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,476

И такого славного рыцаря!

00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400

И дурак, и рыцарь.

00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,777

Никогда о таком не слыхивала.

00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,613

Прекрасная леди,

00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,325

все мужчины и дураки, и рыцари,

00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,619

когда дело касается женщин.

00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,508

Добрый день.

00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,846

И одна за вчерашнее.

00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,056

Было здорово!

00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,308

А как вы делаете фокусы с огнем?

00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,815

Это пыльца?

00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,361

Да, мы собираем ее по дороге.

00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,949

Никогда не видел таких огромных кукол.

00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,283

Вы их сами делаете?

00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,329

Дядя выстругивает их, а я раскрашиваю.

00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,598

А для меня не раскрасите кое-что?

00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,753

Деньги у меня есть.

00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,256

Надо нарисовать что-нибудь поверх этой чаши.

00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,843

Что же нарисовать?

00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,014

Я…

00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,308

Я и сам не знаю.

00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,310

Я…

00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,729

Простите, я вам, наверно, кажусь полным дураком.

00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,358

Все мужчины дураки, и все они рыцари.

00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,454

Серый скучноват.

00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,456

Ага.

00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,044

Да, пусть поле будет как закат,

00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,505

потому что старик любил закаты, и…

00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,757

Вяз. Большой вяз.

00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,552

Как тот, что у реки, с коричневым стволом

00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,013

и зелеными ветвями.

00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,575

Да, вяз это здорово.

00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,894

И падающая звезда над ним.

00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,939

Сможете нарисовать?

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,694

Спасибо. Меня зовут сир Дункан Высокий.

00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,572

А меня Тансель.

00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,868

Тансель Длинная, как дразнят меня мальчишки.

00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,580

И вовсе вы не длинная. Вы как раз подходите…

00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,834

Для чего?

00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,170

Чтобы кукол водить.

00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,922

Да, кукол.

00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,340

Ладно, мне…

00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,384

— А щит?

— Да, простите.

00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,594

Щит, точно.

00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,929

Я всё испортил?

00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,099

— Что?

— С кукольницей.

00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,314

Как-то неловко вышло.

00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,524

Она же взялась раскрасить ваш щит.

00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,860

Да, за плату.

00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,156

Вы оба высоченные.

00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,162

Это сулит надежду?

00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,623

Скорее…

00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,501

объединяет.

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,671

Верно. Объединяет.

00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,981

Как думаете, я однажды стану рыцарем?

00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,892

Конечно, у тебя есть все задатки.

00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,977

Но я мелковат.

00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,396

— Вырастешь.

— Даже для своего возраста.

00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,024

Мне все так говорят.

00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,863

А мне все говорят, что я тупой.

00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873

И?..

00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,917

Что?

00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,503

— И что?

— Что?

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,674

Что вы делаете, когда вам

говорят, что вы тупой, сир?

00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,844

А тебе какое дело?

00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,220

Это мои проблемы.

00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,763

Но вы же…

00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,265

Разве вы не пытаетесь помочь мне?

00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,392

Помочь с чем? Вырасти?

00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,769

Вот! Межевой рыцарь!

00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,691

Что это за моча? Нужны сильные руки.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777

Откликнетесь ли вы на мой зов?

00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,320

Отлично!

00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,822

Пошли, начинаем.

00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,075

Готовьтесь!

00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,329

Вытри липкие руки, негодник.

00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,498

Опять сестру свою вспоминал?

00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,126

Готовы?

00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,755

— Начали!

— Тянем!

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,550

Если проиграем, я твоего первенца утоплю!

00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,343

— Давай!

— Тяни! Тяни!

00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,347

Тяните, сраные вдуванчики!

00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,732

Я вернусь. Сейчас вернусь. Точно вернусь.

00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,525

Лионель! Вы куда?!

00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,320

— Пить хочу.

— Лионель!

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,448

Тяни!

00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,202

Я пить хочу, отвали!

00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,873

Пить!

00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,753

Так держать!

00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,888

Да тяните уже!

00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,127

— Хорошая работа.

— Лучше не найдете.

00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,382

Мне нужны доспехи к утру.

00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,927

С воротником, поножами и шлемом.

00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,304

Для турнира или для службы?

00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,515

И того, и другого.

00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,355

Вы крупный, но я одевал рыцарей и побольше.

00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,486

У меня есть в повозке то, что вам подойдет.

00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,781

Без всяких украшений из золота и серебра,

00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,034

только добрая сталь — простая и прочная.

00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:31,623

Я делаю шлемы, похожие на шлемы, а не

на крылатых свиней да на заморские фрукты.

00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,377

Но мой защитит лучше,

если вам угодят копьем в лицо.

00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,422

Это мне и нужно. Сколько?

00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,466

Восемьсот оленей. Я нынче добрый.

00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,844

Восемьсот?

00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,389

Я могу предложить вам старые доспехи, поменьше.

00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,725

Полушлем, кольчугу.

00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,729

Железный Пейт продает только то, что делает сам.

00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,786

Но металл может мне пригодиться.

00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,374

Если он не слишком ржавый, я одоспешу вас…

00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,210

за шестьсот.

00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,213

У меня всего два оленя.

00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,050

Придержу на денек.

00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,304

Пришлите с оруженосцем остальное,

00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,515

или я продам доспехи другому.

00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,602

Вы всё получите, клянусь.

00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,562

Я намерен одержать победу.

00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,689

Вот как?

00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,610

А остальные съехались

00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,779

прокричать вам «ура»?

00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,675

Есть ли такая глупость, которой я не совершил?

00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:16,268

Если одержу победу, я вернусь и выкуплю тебя.

00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,604

Обещаю.

00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,484

Ты лучшая.

00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,628

Это для нее.

00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,425

Пусть вечером ей дадут овса.

00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,767

И яблоко.

00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,948

Что ж, теперь пути назад нет.

00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,541

Знаешь, старик прожил почти шестьдесят лет,

00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,044

— но ни разу не побеждал на турнире.

— У меня в сидре муха.

00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,716

Если я окажусь победителем на Эшфордском лугу,

00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,510

пусть даже на час,

00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,140

какой-нибудь великий дом возьмет меня на службу.

00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,227

Может, даже дом Таргариенов.

00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,815

Думаете, дому драконов нужны межевые рыцари, сир?

00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,859

Хватит дерзить.

00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,069

Сир Доннел из Королевской гвардии, к твоему сведению,

00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,864

сын простого краболова.

00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,699

Сир Доннел?

00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,701

— Из Сумеречного Дола?

— Ага.

00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,538

Его отец владеет половиной

краболовных судов Вестероса.

00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,832

Что?!

00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,127

Тебе-то почем знать?

00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,713

Рыбачить люблю.

00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,470

Начинается!

00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,138

Давай, пошли.

00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,225

Живее, ноги в руки. Пойдем.

00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,731

Подождите меня!

00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,076

Сир Дункан! Сир Дункан!

00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,206

— Так видно?

— Ага.

00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,121

За новых богов и старых!

00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,260

Копье!

00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,099

Щит и копье!

00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,898

Шлем!

00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,943

Эй, кто это?

00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,405

Принц Валарр, сын Бейлора.

00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,407

— Второй в очереди на престол.

— Щит!

00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,326

Бьюсь об заклад, он победит на турнире.

00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,786

Принимаю ставку, сир.

00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,391

Лорд Эшфорд трахает овец!

00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:46,081

Давай!

00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,089

Оруженосец! Копье, скорее!

00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,607

Сир, опустите меня.

00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,246

Умри!

00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,916

Сдавайтесь, ублюдки-Блэкфайры! Вот вам!

00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:19,807

Превосходное открытие турнира.

00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,220

Кроме мерзкой части с рыбой.

00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,729

Что-то не так, сир?

00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:42,488

Разве славные рыцари живут на меже

и умирают на обочине грязной дороги?

00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,660

Думаю, нет.

00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,374

Сир Арлан не был лучшим

ни с мечом, ни с копьем,

00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,001

он пил, таскался по шлюхам,

00:29:57,002 --> 00:30:01,675

и приятным человеком

его бы никто не назвал.

00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,220

Друзей у него тоже не было.

00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:09,307

Почти шестьдесят лет прожил,

а победителем турнира не стал.

00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,728

А какие шансы у меня? По правде?

00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608

Но он был добр ко мне.

00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,990

Я не был его родичем,

00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,910

но он обращался со мной, как с родным.

00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,917

Растил меня достойным человеком.

00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:41,506

А все эти

00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,010

благородные лорды даже не помнят его имени.

00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,307

Его звали сир Арлан из Пеннитри,

00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,811

и я его наследник.

00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,730

Завтра…

00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,526

мы покажем им, кого он вырастил.

00:31:09,527 --> 00:31:13,527

перевод 7kingdoms

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[footsteps approaching]

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[man groaning]

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[whistling "On to Ashford"]

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[Dunk]

You-- you might not

remember him, but, um...

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Stay there.

I'm coming back.

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[Dunk]

...he was a true knight.

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[rooster crowing]

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[Dunk]

Uh, different than

other men. Yeah.

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[sighs]

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He had a peaceable nature.

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- Quiet and humble.

- [sighs]

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A veteran of a hundred wars,

but an enemy to none.

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He always knew

what was expected of him.

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Hm.

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He never complained.

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- [sighs deeply]

- [horse nickering]

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Even as he was dying,

he... he just...

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[sheep bleating]

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He just got on with it.

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- [rooster crowing]

- [people chattering]

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He-- he meant to be a benefit

to those around him.

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It did not make him rich.

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He-- he held no lands,

sired no children.

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[whistling]

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[singing]

♪ Off to Ashford

to see a fair maid ♪

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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪

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♪ I'll make her my love

and we'll rest in the shade ♪

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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪

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- Come on, Dunk!

- [horse whinnying]

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- [rain pattering]

- [thunder rumbling]

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[panting]

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[Dunk]

He-- he wanted for nothing

but the open air.

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Hey.

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And a fire

to warm his feet at.

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[cow mooing]

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[chuckles]

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[both laughing]

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His skills as

a warrior were...

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[grunting]

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...unsung,

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but he had a chin

cut from granite.

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- Come on.

- And he was

a dogged fighter.

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- He just, he kept on coming.

- [shouting]

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- [horse chortling]

- [Arlan whistling]

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♪ I'll steal a sweet kiss

from the point of my blade ♪

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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪

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[whistling]

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Whoa! Whoa!

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- [horse neighing]

- [panting]

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[Dunk]

House Florent, Ser Arlan

took service in your guard

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when your lord father

lost his sight.

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♪ I'll make her my love

and we'll rest in the shade ♪

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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪

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[Dunk]

House Hayford,

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Ser Arlan

fought side by side

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with your brothers

at the Redgrass.

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His squire, his--

his own nephew

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was killed in the battle.

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House Tyrell...

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Ser Arlan often spoke

of his time in your service

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as his very finest.

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He said it was you, m'lord,

who told him that a hedge knight

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was the bridge between lords

and the smallfolk.

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[spitting]

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I know him not, man.

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[people laughing]

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Was he a shit knight?

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- He was not a shit knight.

- Well, he can't have been

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a very good one

if no one remembers him.

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Pick up your feet,

come on.

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This is undignified, ser.

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So, hie back to camp and

leave me be, if it please you.

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I would not leave you, ser,

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not while you must

suffer your master dying

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over and over again.

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Though it does not seem

like these lords

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- are even listening to you.

- [scoffs]

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Nothing I can do about that.

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You are a knight

of the realm, ser.

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You can say

fuck their permission.

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Ride into the lists,

call out Longthorn Tyrell,

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and turn his arsehole

into a lance-hole.

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That's enough now.

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Why do you treat

these royal lapdogs

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like they're your betters?

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They are my betters.

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You're too brazen

for your own good.

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Ser Arlan was a great knight.

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Someone will remember him.

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[fanfare playing]

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Hey. Who's come?

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Can't you see the banners,

you giant cunt?

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[fanfare continues playing]

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[horses whinnying]

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Perhaps I should go back,

ser, check on the camp.

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Make sure no thieves

have been nosing about.

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Aye. I have an idea.

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Can I have your sword

to run people off with?

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- Or a mace?

- You have a knife.

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That's enough.

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You'd best be here

when I come back.

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Rob me, and I'll hunt

you down, with dogs.

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- You don't have dogs.

- I'll get some.

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Where?

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- [barks loudly]

- [gasps]

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[people chattering]

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[cheering and applause]

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[Ashford herald]

Our Lord of Ashford

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humbly welcomes

the great and honorable

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- Baelor Targaryen...

- [fanfare playing]

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...firstborn son

of King Daeron the Good.

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Prince of Dragonstone,

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Hand of the King...

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and heir to the Iron Throne.

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[horse nickering]

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Uh, and his brother,

Maekar.

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[Baelor Targaryen]

My Lord of Ashford.

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It's a great honor

to receive Your Grace.

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It's a great honor

to be received.

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My daughter, Gwin.

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[Aerion Targaryen]

Boy, stop gaping.

See to my horse.

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[clearing throat]

I'm-- I'm not

a stable boy, m'lord.

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Not clever enough?

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- Um...

- Well, if you

can't manage horses,

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then fetch me some wine

and a pretty wench.

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Oh, m'lord pardons.

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I'm-- I'm no

serving man, either.

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I have-- I have the honor

to be a knight.

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Oh. Well...

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knighthood has fallen

on sad days.

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[horse whinnying loudly]

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- [crowd gasping]

- Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

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- [townsperson] Move away!

- Easy.

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- Easy now, come on.

- [groaning]

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Come on.

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

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There you are, girl.

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Far too many people around.

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- [horse nickering]

- I agree. [chuckles]

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[horse master]

Where the fuck am I meant

to put all these horses?

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[Donnel of Duskendale]

The pretty ones are

always temperamental.

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Ah, she just got a bit excited,

that's all.

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[Roland Crakehall]

He meant the princeling,

not the palfrey.

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[clearing throat]

Excuse me, m'lords.

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[clearing throat]

I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

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Well met.

I'm Ser Roland Crakehall,

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and this is my sworn brother,

Ser Donnel of Duskendale.

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Gods, boy.

00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:04,631

Do you ride your horse

into battle or does it ride you?

00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,550

[Donnel]

Forgive Ser Roland.

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It's not often he must look up

to cast his eyes down.

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Yes, yes,

I'm quite the rascal.

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Now, tell me, Ser Duncan,

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is there a proper place

to shit around here?

00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,438

Uh, not really, no.

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[sighs]

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A man of such birth

has never deigned

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to disturb

his arsehole with hay.

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[scoffs] He'll deign before

the week is out, I'd wager.

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Where are you from, man?

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You don't smell House-bred.

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- No place, really.

- [chuckles] I know it.

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My family's from there.

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You're not a Darklyn

of Duskendale?

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We were crabbers

at Duskendale.

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Far back as it goes.

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[Willem Wylde]

Ser Donnel?

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May I ask, ser,

how the son of a crabber

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came to have the honor

of being a knight

in the Kingsguard?

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Same way

we became crabbers.

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"Same way we became..."

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Are you Baelor Targaryen?

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Uh, n-no.

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Then would you move

the fuck out of the way?

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Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

Apologies.

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Sorry.

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[head maid]

The princes be needing

their fucking hands washed!

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[maid]

I'm on my way, ma'am.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[head maid] Move!

A carriage is comin' through!

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[heavy door creaking open]

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[Lord Ashford]

The spring rains have swollen

many of our streams.

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Perhaps the young princes

have just been delayed?

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[Maekar Targaryen]

Fuck me.

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"Delayed."

They're not delayed.

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Do not curse

our gracious host.

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I said "fuck me,"

not "fuck him."

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It's not his fault

Father bade us

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attend this

miserable circus.

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Might we discuss

this another time?

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I say we go hunting.

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Daeron has done this before.

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You should not have

commanded him

to enter the lists.

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- [person shushing]

- [Dunk gasps softly]

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[whispering]

The prince's sons

are missing.

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[Maekar]

You'd be more concerned

if it was your son, I wager.

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- Oh.

- Probably dead.

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- Dead?

- Wars have started for less.

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[liquid pouring]

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[faint chatter continues]

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[whispering]

You're big and stupid.

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[Baelor]

They have only been

missing a day.

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No doubt, Ser Roland

will turn him up

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and Aegon along with him.

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When the tourney

is over, perhaps.

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[Baelor]

Daeron belongs

on a tourney field

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no more than

Aerys or Rhaegel.

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By which you mean

he'd sooner ride a whore

than a horse.

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That is not what I said.

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[groaning]

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[Maekar]

I do not need to be reminded

of my son's failings.

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He can change.

He will change,

gods be damned.

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Or I swear,

I'll see him dead.

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You.

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Who are you?

00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,870

What do you mean

by spying on us?

00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,123

Show yourself.

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Um...

[clearing throat]

00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,422

My Lords, I do apologize

for my interruption.

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I, um...

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I have asked

Ser Manfred Dondarrion

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to vouch for me

so that I might

enter the lists,

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- but he has refused to do so.

- [Maekar] Who?

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What the fuck is going on?

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We are the intruders here, brother.

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Come closer, ser.

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And others, too.

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You see, they say they know not

Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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But he served them.

I swear it.

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I have his sword and shield.

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[scoffs] Sword and shield

do not make a knight.

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Mm?

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Unless you have better proof

to support what you say.

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- Some writing or--

- Do you remember him,

Your Grace?

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It was many years ago.

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You may have forgotten.

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Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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He never won a tourney

that I know.

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But he never shamed

himself, either.

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Yes, ser.

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I mean, no.

No, he didn't.

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He overthrew Lord Stokeworth

in the melee at King's Landing

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and years before,

he unhorsed

the Grey Lion himself.

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He-- he told me of that

many a time.

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Then, you will recall

the Grey Lion's true name,

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I have no doubt.

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Um...

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Ser Damon Lannister.

00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,223

The Grey Lion,

he's Lord of Casterly Rock now.

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So he is.

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And enters the lists

upon the morrow.

00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,771

How can you possibly remember

some fucking hedge knight

00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,400

who chanced to unhorse

Damon Lannister 16 years ago?

00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,902

I make it a practice to learn

all I can of my foes.

00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,363

And why would you deign

to joust with a hedge knight?

00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,699

It was many years past,

at Storm's End.

00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,492

Lord Baratheon

held a hastilude

00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,661

to celebrate

the birth of a grandson.

00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,748

The lots made Ser Arlan

my opponent in the first tilt.

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We broke four lances

before I finally unhorsed him.

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It was seven.

00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,254

[laughing]

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I be-- believe.

00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,426

Tales grow in the telling,

I know.

00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,428

Mm.

00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,388

Do not think ill

of your old master,

00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,682

but it was four lances only,

I fear.

00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,392

As you say, Your Grace.

00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,436

I-It was four.

I do apologize.

00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,897

The old man, Ser Arlan,

he used to say

00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,482

that I was thick

as a castle wall

00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,900

and slow as an aurochs.

00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,486

No harm was done, ser.

Rise.

00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,740

You gave him back

his horse and armor

00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,159

and took no ransom.

00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,245

Ser Arlan often told me that

you were the soul of chivalry...

00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,580

- Ugh.

- ...and that one day,

00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,750

the Seven Kingdoms

would be safe in your hands.

00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,127

Not for many years yet,

I pray.

00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,172

No, I-- I did not mean

that the King should--

00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,507

You wish to enter the lists.

00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,926

Is that it?

00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,302

- Yes.

- The decision rests

00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,595

with the master of the games,

00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,180

but I see no reason

to deny you.

00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766

As you say, m'lord.

00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,351

Mm.

00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,228

[sighs]

Your Grace--

00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,896

Very well, ser,

You are grateful.

00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,356

Now, fuck off!

00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,233

You must

forgive my brother, ser.

00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,319

His sons went astray

on the way here,

and he fears for them.

00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,779

[softly] Of course.

00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,366

Um, I trust

they will not be found dead.

00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,170

[Baelor] Ser.

00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,800

You are not

of Ser Arlan's blood?

00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,845

No, I am not.

00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,763

[Baelor]

By law, only a trueborn son

00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,515

is entitled to inherit

a knight's arms.

00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,810

You must needs find

a new device, ser.

00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,937

A sigil of your own.

00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:17,648

I will.

00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,235

Thank you again,

Your Grace.

00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,282

I will fight bravely.

You'll see.

00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,872

It's this way.

00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,207

[puppeteer]

You are no knight.

00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,294

- [grunting]

- [crowd groaning]

00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,545

[crowd exclaiming]

00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,714

You are Florian the Fool.

00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,758

- I am, my lady.

- [crowd gasping]

00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,094

As great a fool

as ever lived.

00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,264

[crowd jeering]

00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,559

And as great a knight

as well!

00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,395

[cheering and applause]

00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400

A fool and a knight.

00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,777

I have never heard

of such a thing.

00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,613

[Florian the Fool]

Sweet lady.

00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:10,325

All men are fools,

and all men are knights...

00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,701

[whispering]

...where women are concerned.

00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,162

[laughter]

00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,497

[cheering and applause]

00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,500

[violin playing]

00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,508

[Dunk]

Hello there.

00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,801

[coin jingles]

00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,929

And, uh, one for last night.

00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,056

- [both chuckle softly]

- [Egg] That was great.

00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,308

How'd you do the fire tricks?

00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,644

Oh.

00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,815

[gasps] Is it pollen?

00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,361

Yeah, we, uh,

we collect it on the way.

00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,949

[Egg] I've never seen

such giant puppets.

00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,283

Do you make them yourself?

00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,329

My uncle builds them,

but I paint.

00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,998

Could you paint

something for me?

00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,959

Uh, I-- I have the coin to pay.

00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,753

I, um... just...

00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,256

[chuckles] Um, I need to paint

something over the chalice.

00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,927

Well, what would you want?

00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,887

Um...

00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,847

[clicking tongue]

I... [sighs]

00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,308

I don't-- I don't actually know.

[chuckles]

00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,310

I, uh...

00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,729

Sorry, you must think me

a fool. [chuckles]

00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,358

All men are fools,

and all men are knights.

00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,319

Mm.

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,824

Um...

00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,618

Yeah.

[clearing throat]

00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,454

The-- the gray is a bit drab.

00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,873

Aye, um...

00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,086

Yeah, the--

the field should be

the color of sunset

00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,505

'cause the old man always

liked sunsets and, uh--

00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,757

An elm tree.

A big one.

00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,552

Like the one by the river

with the brown trunk

00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,013

and the green branches.

00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,975

Aye.

An elm tree,

that would serve.

00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,894

But with

a shooting star above.

00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,939

- Could you do that?

- Mm-hmm.

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:08,776

Thank you, um,

I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,445

[laughing]

00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,572

Um, I'm Tanselle.

00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,950

The-- the boys used to call me

Tanselle Too-Tall.

00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,326

[chuckles]

00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,663

You're not too tall.

I mean, you're just right for...

00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,665

Uh...

00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,542

For?

00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,211

Puppets.

00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,005

Yeah, puppets. [chuckles]

00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,340

[sighs]

Okay, I'll, um...

00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,384

- Wait. The shield.

- Yes, sorry.

00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,594

- Yes, the shield.

- Yeah.

00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,554

Was that ill-handled?

00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,099

- Hm?

- The-- the puppet girl.

00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,226

Oh.

00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,314

It-- it just-- it didn't feel

well-handled.

00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,524

She is painting

your shield.

00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,942

Yeah, for pay.

00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:52,278

[townsperson shouting]

00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,156

You are both gigantic.

00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,826

[crowd shouting]

00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,245

Is that promising?

00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,623

It's a...

00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,584

commonality.

00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,755

Right, yeah. [clearing throat]

C-Commonality.

00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,423

[townsperson]

I don't know.

00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,426

[indistinct chatter]

00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,765

Do you think I'll ever make

a knight one day?

00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,892

Sure, why not?

You're a likely lad.

00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,977

- I'm a bit puny.

- [chuckles]

00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,396

- You'll grow.

- Even for my age.

00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,024

Everyone's always told me so.

00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,863

Everyone's always told me

I was stupid.

00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,873

And?

00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,000

Hm?

00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,503

- Hm? What?

- What?

00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,674

What did you do when people

said you were stupid, ser?

00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,426

What business

is that of yours?

00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,220

My problems are my own.

00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,265

I thought...

Aren't you trying to help me?

00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,392

Help you what? Grow?

00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,769

Yes!

Hedge knight, you.

00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,774

What is this piss froth?

I need muscle.

00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,861

Will you heed my call to war?

00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,320

Aha! Good.

00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,822

Go! Get up, come.

00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,075

- [crowd exclaiming]

- Ready!

00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,411

Hey!

00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,329

Dry those palms,

you clam-handed cunt.

00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,498

We're not in your sister's

chambers now.

00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,208

- Ready?

- [spitting]

00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,377

[crowd continues shouting]

00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,881

- Go!

- Pull!

00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,550

If we lose this,

I'll be drowning your firstborn!

00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,343

- Come on!

- Pull! Pull!

00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,804

Pull, you cunt-strapped

dandelions!

00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,808

[♪ dramatic string music

playing]

00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,732

I'll be back. I'll be back!

I'll be back.

00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,525

Lyonel!

What are you doing?

00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,403

- I'm thirsty.

- Lyonel!

00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,990

- Pull!

- [Egg shouting]

00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,284

I'm thirsty, cunt.

00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,870

[crowd continues shouting]

00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,831

- I'm thirsty!

- [Dunk shouting]

00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,753

[smacking]

Looking good.

00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,590

[grunting]

00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,888

Fucking pull!

00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,476

[crowd roaring]

00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,396

[crowd exclaiming]

00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,775

[joyful chatter]

00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081

[faint cheering]

00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,127

- You do good work.

- None better.

00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,382

I need some armor

on the morrow.

00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,927

Gorget, greaves,

and great helm.

00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,388

Are you jousting

or working?

00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,598

Both, perhaps.

00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,438

You're a big one,

though I've armored bigger.

00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,486

I have some pieces

in the wagon that might do.

00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,781

Nothing prettied up

with gold or silver, like.

00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,034

Just good steel,

strong and plain.

00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,953

I make helms

that look like helms,

00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,623

not winged pigs

and fancy foreign fruit.

00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,377

But mine'll serve you better

if you take a lance in the face.

00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,422

That's all I want.

How much?

00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,466

Eight hundred stag,

for I'm feeling kindly.

00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,927

Eight hundred?

00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,389

Perhaps I could trade you some

armor made for a smaller man.

00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,725

A half helm,

a mail hauberk.

00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,812

Steely Pate sells

only his own work.

00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,870

[sighs]

I could make use of the metal.

00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,705

If it's not too rusted,

I'll take it

00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,374

and armor you for...

00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,294

600.

00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,213

I only have two stags.

00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,050

[Steely Pate]

Buys you a day.

00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,304

Send your squire

along with the rest,

00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,515

or else I'll sell me wares

to the next man.

00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,602

You'll get it all back,

I swear it.

00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,562

I mean to be

a champion here.

00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,773

Do you, now?

00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,610

And the others

all came just...

00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,862

just to cheer you on?

00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,909

[horse nickering]

00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,913

[♪ gentle music playing]

00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,675

Is there any measure of a fool

I fail to meet?

00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:16,268

If I win, I'll come back

and buy you again.

00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,604

- I promise.

- [chortling]

00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,942

Best girl.

00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,819

[nickering]

00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,823

[♪ gentle music

continues playing]

00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,870

[coins jingling]

00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,628

That's for her.

00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,133

See she has some

oats tonight, yeah?

00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,767

And an apple, too.

00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,195

[crowd chattering]

00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,948

[Dunk]

No turning back now,

I suppose.

00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,785

[grunting softly]

00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,541

You know, the old man

lived nigh on 60 years

00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,044

- and was never a champion.

- There's a bug in my cider.

00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:27,716

If I could call myself

a champion of Ashford Meadow...

00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,510

even for an hour...

00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,140

maybe some great house

might take me into its service.

00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,227

Perhaps even

House Targaryen.

00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,899

You suppose the dragon house

employs many hedge knights, ser?

00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,859

Enough of that.

00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:49,069

I'll have you know

Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard

00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,864

is but the son of a crabber.

00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,699

Ser Donnel?

00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,701

- Of Duskendale?

- Yeah.

00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,538

His father owns half

the crabbing fleets in Westeros.

00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:00,832

What?!

00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,211

How would you know?

00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,796

I like fishing.

00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:08,881

[raucous laughter]

00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,591

[loud horn blowing]

00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,051

[people cheering]

00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,553

It's time!

00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,138

Right, come on, let's go.

00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,225

Come on, pick your feet up.

Let's go.

00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,228

[horn blowing]

00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,731

[Egg]

Wait for me!

00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,780

[horns continue blowing]

00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:34,865

[Egg] Ser Duncan!

00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,076

Ser Duncan!

00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,620

- [Dunk] Oh.

- [Egg grunting]

00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,288

- [Dunk] You alright?

- [Egg] Yeah.

00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,291

[crowd clamoring]

00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,305

- [crowd continues shouting]

- [horse whinnying]

00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,601

[crowd cheering]

00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,027

[jouster laughing]

00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,033

- [jouster exclaiming]

- [crowd cheering]

00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,121

For the new gods

and old!

00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,958

[crowd cheering]

00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,053

- Lance!

- [people shouting indistinctly]

00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:41,182

Shield, and lance.

00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,227

[horse whinnying]

00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:48,898

Helmet!

00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,943

Hey, who's that?

00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,488

Prince Valarr,

Baelor's son.

00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,407

- Second in line to the throne.

- [Valarr] Shield!

00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,326

He's the favorite,

I'd wager.

00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,870

I'll take that bet, ser.

00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,208

[crowd calming]

00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,463

[horse neighing]

00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,259

[horse whinnying,

stomping]

00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,474

Lord Ashford fucks his sheep!

00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,185

[laughter]

00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,978

[horn blowing]

00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:28,980

[horse whinnying]

00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,858

[shouting]

00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,528

[jouster shouting]

00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:39,532

[♪ tense music playing]

00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,702

[crowd roaring]

00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:46,163

Come on! Whoo!

00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,415

[crowd continues cheering]

00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,418

[horn blowing]

00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,171

[Leo Tyrell] Squire!

Lance, lance, lance!

00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,175

[overlapping shouting]

00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,347

- [horse whinnying]

- [shouting continues]

00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,646

- [crashing]

- [crowd cheering]

00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,607

Ser.

Put me down, ser.

00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,444

[cheering continues]

00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,910

Hyah! Hyah!

00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,126

[horse neighing, whinnying]

00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,923

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,517

[jousters shouting]

00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,645

- [horse whinnying]

- [Dunk exhales sharply]

00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,108

[noises muffling]

00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,277

[muffled shouting]

00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,908

[breathing heavily]

00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,371

Die!

00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,999

Do you yield,

Blackfyre bastards?!

00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,709

[exclaiming]

00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,712

[blade scraping]

00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,007

Splendid riding tonight.

00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,220

Mm, the part with the fish

was disgusting.

00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,811

Something the matter, ser?

00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:34,689

[blade continues scraping]

00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,067

Do great knights

live in the hedges

00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:42,070

and die by the side

of a muddy road?

00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,198

[scoffs]

00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,660

I think not.

00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,374

Ser Arlan wasn't gifted

with sword or lance,

00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:57,711

and he drank,

and he whored,

00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,131

and he was a hard man

to know.

00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,220

He made no friends, either.

00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:09,307

He lived nigh on 60 years

and never was a champion.

00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,728

Mm, what chance do I have?

Truly?

00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,439

[sighs]

00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,608

But he was good to me.

00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,990

I wasn't his family...

00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,910

but he kept me

like we were.

00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,917

He raised me to be

an honorable man.

00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:44,049

And all these noble lords

00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,010

can't even

remember his name.

00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,307

His name was

Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,811

And I am his legacy.

00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,730

On the morrow...

00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,526

we will show them

what his hand has wrought.

00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,655

[♪ somber music playing]

00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,370

[♪ dramatic music playing]

00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:19,140

Стой тут. Я вернусь.

00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:20,520

он был настоящим рыцарем.

00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:25,280

не таким, как остальные. Да.

00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,150

Он был по натуре мирным.

00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,030

Тихим и скромным.

00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:35,830

Ветеран сотни войн, но врагов не нажил.

00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,040

Он всегда знал, чего от него ждут.

00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,300

Никогда не жаловался.

00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:50,970

Даже умирая, он… он просто…

00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,970

пытался никого не обременить.

00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:01,060

Он… он хотел быть полезным всем вокруг.

00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:05,570

Но богатства это не принесло.

00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:10,150

Ни земель, ни детей.

00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,170

Пой, Дунк!

00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:31,550

Ему нужно было лишь небо над головой.

00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:33,680

Вот.

00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,850

И костёр, чтобы ноги согреть.

00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,690

А как воин он был…

00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:51,570

незаметен, но подбородок — как из гранита.

00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:52,400

Давай.

00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,700

— И дрался он упрямо.

00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,700

Нападал и нападал, не сдавался.

00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:29,230

Дом ФлОрэнтов, сир Арлан служил в вашей страже, когда ваш отец потеря зрение

00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,240

Дом ХЭйфордов.

00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,830

Сир Арлан бился плечом к плечу с вашими братьями на Багровом Поле.

00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:45,210

Его оруженосец… его племянник погиб в той битве.

00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,340

Дом ТирЭллов…

00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:55,180

Сир Арлан часто говорил, что служба у вас была лучшей в его жизни.

00:02:56,380 --> 00:03:03,180

Он говорил, это вы, милорд, сказали ему, что межевой рыцарь — мост между лордами и простыми людьми.

00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,770

Не знаю я его, парень.

00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,780

Он был дерьмовым рыцарем?

00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:15,210

Нет, не дерьмовым.

00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:18,030

Но и не хорошим, раз никто не помнит.

00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:19,950

Что ты медлишь?

00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,490

Это унизительно, сир.

00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:25,120

Так возвращайся в лагерь и оставь меня, если хочешь.

00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,170

Я не оставлю вас, сир. Не сейчас, когда вы снова и снова переживаете смерть хозяина.

00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,790

Снова и снова.

00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:35,130

Хотя, похоже, эти лорды вас даже не слушают.

00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,630

Ничего тут не поделаешь.

00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:40,050

Вы рыцарь этих земель, сир.

00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,970

Скажите: да похуй на их дозволение.

00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:46,480

Въедете на турнир, вызвать ТирЭлла Длинного Шипа и воткнуть ему копье в зад…

00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,810

Хватит.

00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:53,320

Почему вы так говорите будто эти королевские шавки, лучше вас?

00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,980

Они и правда лучше.

00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,990

Ты слишком дерзкий для бедняка.

00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,910

Сир Арлан был великим рыцарем.

00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,740

Кто-нибудь его вспомнит.

00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,330

Эй. Кто там едет?

00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,580

Флаги не видишь, здоровенный пиздюк?

00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:24,850

Пожалуй, мне стоит вернуться, сир, проверить лагерь.

00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,060

Чтобы воры там не шастали.

00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:30,520

Ага. У меня идея.

00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,610

Дадите меч, чтобы разгонять людей?

00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:33,480

Или булаву?

00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,690

— У тебя есть нож.

00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,110

Этого хватит.

00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,360

Лучше будь тут, когда я вернусь.

00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,410

Обокрадёшь — найду тебя. С псами.

00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:42,740

У вас нет псов.

00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:43,620

— Достану.

00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,870

Где?

00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,390

(Гавкнешь, пожалуйста?) прим. пер

00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:04,050

Лорд Эшфорда смиренно приветствует великого и благородного

00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,100

БЭйлора ТаргАриена…

00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,560

первенца короля ДЭйрона Доброго.

00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,890

Принца Драконьего Камня,

00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,520

Десницу Короля…

00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:17,650

и наследника Железного Трона.

00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,820

И его брата, МЭйкара.

00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,110

Милорд Эшфорд.

00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,330

Для нас честь принять вашу милость.

00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:26,660

Для меня честь гостить у вас.

00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,490

Моя дочь, Гвин.

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Эй, хватит пялиться. Возьми мою лошадь.

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Я… я не конюх, милорд.

00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,180

Ума не хватает?

00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:54,650

Ну, раз с лошадьми не справляешься, тащи мне вина и милую девицу.

00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,320

Простите, милорд.

00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,780

Я… я и не слуга.

00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:04,740

Я… я имею честь быть рыцарем.

00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,290

Ну…

00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,830

тяжёлые нынче времена у рыцарства.

00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:21,390

Отойди!

00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:22,630

Спокойно.

00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,470

Вот так, вот так, ну же.

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Ну всё, всё. Всё хорошо.

00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,890

Вот так, девочка.

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Слишком много народу.

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Согласен.

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И куда мне, блять, девать всех этих лошадей?

00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:44,490

Красавцы всегда с характером.

00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,200

Она просто разволновалась, вот и всё.

00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,580

Он про принца сказал, а не про кобылу.

00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:54,000

Простите, милорды.

00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,750

Я… я сир ДУнкан Высокий.

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Рад знакомству. Я сир РОланд КрЭйкхолл, а это мой побратим, сир ДОннэл из Сумеречного Дола.

00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:02,510

Боги, парень.

00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,590

Ты в бой на коне едешь или конь на тебе?

00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,510

Простите сира РОланда.

00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:10,050

Не часто ему приходится поднимать взгляд, чтобы смотреть свысока.

00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,390

Да-да, я ещё тот подлец.

00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:15,980

Скажи, сир ДУнкан, тут вообще есть где посрать?

00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,440

Да особо негде.

00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:26,450

Человек такого рода и звания не станет, видимо, подтираться сеном.

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Станет ещё до конца недели, спорим.

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Ты откуда, парень?

00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,910

Видно что не из знатных.

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Да ниоткуда, на самом деле

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.

— Я так и знал.

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Мои родом оттуда.

00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,960

Вы не ДАрклин из Сумеречного Дола?

00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,050

Мы были краболовами в Сумеречном Доле.

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Сколько помним.

00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,600

Сир ДОннэл?

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Можно спросить, сир, как сын краболова удостоился чести стать рыцарем Королевской гвардии?

00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,690

Так же, как мы стали краболовами.

00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,950

Так же, как стали…

00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:10,110

Ты БЭйлор ТаргАриен?

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Н-нет.

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Тогда, будь добр, пиздуй с дороги!

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Конечно. Простите.

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Простите.

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Принцам надо мыть ебучие руки!

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Уже иду, госпожа.

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С дороги! Карета едет!

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Весенние дожди разлили наши ручьи.

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Может, юные принцы просто задержались?

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Да ебите меня...

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«Задержались». Они не задержались.

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Не сквернословь при хозяине.

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Я сказал «ебите меня», а не «а не его».

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Он не виноват, что отец велел нам торчать в этом жалком цирке.

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Может, обсудим это позже?

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А я говорю — поедем на охоту.

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ДЭйрон и раньше так делал.

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Не стоило тебе велеть ему выйти в списки.

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Сыновья принца пропали.

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Будь это твой сын, ты бы волновался сильнее.

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Наверное, уже мёртв.

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Мёртв?

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— Из-за меньшего войны начинали.

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Ты большой и тупой.

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Они пропали всего день назад.

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Сир РОланд их найдёт. И Эйгона тоже.

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Может, когда турнир закончится.

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ДЭйрону на турнире не место — как и Эйрису с РЭйгелем.

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То есть он скорее на шлюхе поскачет, чем на коне.

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Я не это сказал.

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Мне не нужно напоминать о слабостях сына.

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Он изменится. Изменится, проклятье семерым.

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Иначе, клянусь, я сам его заколю.

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Ты.

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Кто ты такой?

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Почему ты подглядываешь?

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Покажись.

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Милорды, прошу прощения за вторжение.

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Я…

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Я просил сира МАнфрэда ДондАрриона поручиться за меня, чтобы меня пустили в списки,

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но он отказал.\

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N— Кого?

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Что, блять, тут творится?

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Это мы тут незваные гости, брат.

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Подойди ближе, сир.

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И остальные тоже.

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Понимаете, они говорят, что не знают сира Арлана из ПЭннитри.

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Но он им служил. Клянусь.

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У меня его меч и щит.

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Меч и щит ещё не делают рыцаря.

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Если у тебя нет доказательств получше.

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Письма или…

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-Вы помните его, ваша милость?

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Это было много лет назад.

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Вы могли забыть.

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Сир Арлан из ПЭннитри.

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Не помню, чтобы он выигрывал турниры.

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Но и не позорился.

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Да, сир.

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То есть… нет. Нет, не позорился.

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Он повалил лорда СтокуОрта на турнире в Королевской Гавани и выбил из седла самого Серого Льва.

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Он… он рассказывал мне об этом сто раз.

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Тогда вы помните настоящее имя Серого Льва.

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Я не сомневаюсь.

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Сир ДЭймон ЛАннистер.

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Серый Лев — теперь лорд Утёса Кастерли.

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Так и есть.

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И завтра выходит в списки.

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Как ты вообще можешь помнить ебучего межевого рыцаря, который выбил ДЭймона ЛАннистера из седла шестнадцать лет назад?

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Я привык узнавать о своих противниках всё, что могу.

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И с чего бы тебе сходиться на копьях с межевым рыцарем?

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Это было много лет назад, в Штормовом Пределе.

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Лорд БаратэОн устроил турнир в честь рождения внука.

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Жребий свёл меня с сиром Арланом в первом заезде.

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Мы сломали четыре копья, прежде чем я выбил его из седла.

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Семь.

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Мне… кажется.

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Истории приукрашивают, знаю.

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Не думай плохо о своём хозяине, но было всего четыре копья, боюсь.

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Как скажете, ваша милость.

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Я… да, четыре. Простите.

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Старик, сир Арлан, говорил, что я туп как крепостная стена

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и медлителен, как тур.

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Ничего страшного, сир. Встаньте.

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Вы вернули ему коня и доспехи и не взяли выкуп.

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Сир Арлан часто говорил, что вы — сама рыцарская честь…

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и что однажды Семь Королевств будут в безопасности в ваших руках.

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Надеюсь, это ещё нескоро.

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Нет, я… я не имел в виду, что король должен…

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Ты желаешь выйти в списки.

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Верно?

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Да.

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Решение за распорядителем игр, но я не вижу причин тебе отказать.

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Как скажете, милорд.

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Ваша милость.

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Да, да, ты благодарен.

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А теперь пиздуй!

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Простите моего брата, сир.

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Его сыновья сбились с пути по дороге сюда, и он за них боится.

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Конечно.

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Надеюсь, их не найдут мёртвыми.

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Сир.

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Вы не родня сиру Арлану?

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Нет.

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По закону только законный сын может унаследовать рыцарские доспехи.

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Вам нужен новый знак, сир.

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Собственный герб.

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Найду.

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Ещё раз спасибо, ваша милость.

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Я буду сражаться храбро. Вот увидите.

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Туда.

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Ты не рыцарь.

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Ты ФлОриан Дурак.

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Да, миледи.

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Самый большой дурак на свете.

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И такой же великий рыцарь!

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Дурак и рыцарь.

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Никогда о таком не слышала.

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Милая леди.

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Все мужчины — дураки, и все мужчины — рыцари…

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когда речь о женщинах.

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Здравствуйте.

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И ещё — за прошлую ночь.

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Это было здорово.

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Как вы делали фокусы с огнём?

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Это пыльца?

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Мы… собираем по дороге.

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Никогда не видел таких огромных кукол.

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Вы сами их делаете?

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Их делает дядя, а я раскрашиваю.

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Ты можешь мне кое-что нарисовать?

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У меня есть чем заплатить.

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Мне просто…

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мне надо закрасить вот этот кубок.

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Ну, а что ты хочешь?

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Я…

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Я… я и сам не знаю.

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Я…

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Прости, ты, наверное, думаешь, что я дурак.

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Все мужчины — дураки, и все мужчины — рыцари.

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Серый… какой-то мрачный.

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Ага.

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Поле должно быть цвета заката,

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старик всегда любил закаты, и…

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Вяз. Большой.

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Как тот у реки — коричневый ствол и зелёные ветви.

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Ага. Вяз подойдёт.

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И падающая звезда над ним.

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Сможешь так?

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Спасибо. Я… сир ДУнкан Высокий.

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Я ТАнсель.

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Парни звали меня ТАнсель Длинная.

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Ты не длинная. Ты… в самый раз для…

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Для чего?

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Кукол.

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Да.Кукол.

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Ладно, я…

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Стой. Щит.

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— Да, прости.

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Да, щит.

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Это было неуклюже?

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Кукольница.

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Ну… звучало как-то неловко.

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Она расписывает тебе щит.

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За деньги.

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Вы оба — здоровенные.

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Это… хороший знак?

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Это…

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совпадение.

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Ага. С-совпадение.

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Не знаю.

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Думаешь, я когда-нибудь стану рыцарем?

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Конечно. Почему нет? Ты парень толковый.

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Я худосочный.

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Подрастёшь.

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Даже для моего возраста.

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Мне все так говорят.

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А мне все говорили, что я тупой.

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И что?

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Что?

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— Что?

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Что вы делали, когда вас называли тупым, сир?

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Тебя это не касается.

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Мои проблемы — только мои.

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Я думал… Вы же хотите мне помочь?

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Помочь в чём? Подрасти?

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Да! Межевой рыцарь, ты.

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Что за ссыкливое пивко? Мне нужны мышцы.

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Откликнешься на мой зов к войне?

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А! Хорош.

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Вставайте! Ну же, бегом!

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Готовы!

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Эй!

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Вытри ладони, ты, потнорукий еблан.

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Мы не в спальне у твоей сестры.

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Готовы!

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Вперед!

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— Тяни!

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Проиграем — утоплю твоего первенца!

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Давай!

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— Тяни! Тяни!

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Тяните, вы, пиздорылые одуванчики!

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Я вернусь. Я вернусь! Я вернусь.

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ЛионЭль! Ты что творишь?

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Пить хочу.

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— ЛионЭль!

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Тяни!

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Пить хочу, пиздец.

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Пить хочу!

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Все прекрасно.

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Да тяни ты, блять

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Искусная работа.

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— Лучше всех.

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Мне нужна броня на завтра.

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Горжет, поножи и большой шлем.

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Ты на ристалище или работать?

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И то, и другое, пожалуй.

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Ты здоровяк, но я и побольше бронировал.

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Есть кое-какие детали в повозке — может подойдёт.

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Без золота-серебра, конечно.

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Просто хорошая сталь — прочная и простая.

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Я делаю шлемы, которые выглядят как шлемы, а не как крылатые свиньи и заморские фрукты.

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Зато мой лучше спасёт, если копьё прилетит в лицо.

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Мне больше и не надо. Сколько?

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Восемьсот оленей. Я сегодня добрый.

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Восемьсот?

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Могу обменять на броню для человека поменьше.

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Полушлем, кольчужный хауберк.

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Железный Пэйт продаёт только свою работу.

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Металл мне пригодится.

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Если не слишком ржавое, возьму — и одену тебя за…

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шестьсот.

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У меня только два оленя.

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На день хватит.

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Пришли своего оруженосца с остальным, иначе я продам всё следующему.

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Я всё верну, клянусь.

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Я тут стану чемпионом.

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Вот как?

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А остальные все пришли просто…

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просто за тебя поболеть?

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Есть ли такой сорт дурака, которого я ещё не встречал?

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Если выиграю — вернусь и выкуплю тебя снова.

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Обещаю.

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Умница.

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Это ей.

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Дай ей сегодня овса.

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И яблоко тоже.

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Ну всё, назад пути нет.

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Знаешь, старик прожил почти шестьдесят лет и чемпионом так и не был.

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— У меня в сидре жук.

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А если бы я мог назвать себя чемпионом Эшфордского Луга…

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хоть на час…

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может, какой-нибудь великий дом взял бы меня на службу.

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Может, даже дом ТаргАриенов.

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Думаете, драконий дом нанимает много межевых рыцарей, сир?

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Хватит.

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Между прочим, сир ДОннэл из Королевской гвардии — всего лишь сын краболова.

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Сир ДОннэл?

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Из Сумеречного Дола?

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Его отец владеет половиной краболовных флотилий Вестероса.

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Что?!

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Откуда ты знаешь?

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Я люблю рыбалку.

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Пора!

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Ладно, пошли.

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Давай, пошевеливайся. Пошли.

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Подождите меня!

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Сир ДУнкан!

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Сир ДУнкан!

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-Ты цел?\

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N-Да

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За новых богов и старых!

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Копьё! Щит! Живее

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Щит и копьё.

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Шлем!

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Эй, кто это?

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Принц ВаллАр, сын БЭйлора.

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Второй в очереди на трон.

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— Щит!

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Он фаворит, спорю.

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Принимаю, сир.

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Лорд Эшфорд ебет овец!

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Давай!

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Оруженосец! Копьё, копьё, копьё!

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Сир… Опустите меня, сир.

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Сдохни!

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Сдаётесь, бастарды БлэкфАйры?!

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Отличные ездоки сегодня.

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А вот с рыбой было отвратительно.

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Что-то случилось, сир?

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Великие рыцари живут в живых изгородях и умирают у грязной дороги?

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Думаю, нет.

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Сир Арлан не блистал ни мечом, ни копьём, и он пил и блядствовал…

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и человеком был непростым.

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И друзей не нажил.

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Он прожил почти шестьдесят лет и чемпионом так и не стал.

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Какие у меня шансы? По правде?

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Но он был добр ко мне.

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Я не был ему роднёй…

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но он держал меня при себе, будто сына.

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Он воспитал во мне честь.

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А все эти знатные лорды даже имени его не помнят.

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Его звали сир Арлан из ПЭннитри.

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И я — его наследие.

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Завтра…

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мы покажем им, чего стоит его выучка.